1)My wallet is too heavy I feel....Wanna share its unloading.....
2)My astrologer says I meet my future wife tonight.....Is it you?
3)I guess I have cold.....How about a hot girl like you treating me over...
4)Hey I’ve a question for ya....My friend just broke up with his gal through texting......Do u think it is okay to do so?
Later on..........By the way his gal once broke up with him on yahoo messenger :D
5)The first time I saw you my mobile vibrated....I think it yearns for your no.
6)My prof. Is a black, bald, stout and a fat man and I hate him. You ain’t one of them. Does that mean I love you??
7)Doctors say people who talk have a good digestion. How do you think you want yours to be??
8)Brain is a strange asylum. The cells inside it keeps knocking me over about you....
9)I thought I’m a gay before I met you.
10)I generally talk to nice people when I’m drunk. I know I’m drunk right now. But excuse me are you..........Mind you it’s a general situation :P
11)Shall I call the cops? I think you stole my heart...
12)(Shouting-ly) Somebody call the ambulance , I think(pointing towards the gal) I saw someone who fell from heaven. Must have got hurt.....
13)Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours...
14)Be unique and different just say yes!!
15)He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: TwiceJ.
16)I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? :O (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
17)Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is April 06,2010, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."
18)Hey did you fart, 'cause you blew me away!
19)Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
