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SCENE1 ( two strangers chatting over internet)

S1: hi

S2: hey

S1: how do u do

S2: im gud

u?

S1: im fyn

S2: m or f?

S1: f

U?

S2: m

S1: ohhh wot a non coincidene

:P

S2: ha ha ha :D

S1: age?

S2: 19 u?

S1: 18

S2: hmmmm

Wer u frm

S1: new York

S2: im frm Toronto

S1: wow kool

So wot do u do

S2: im a student at tu

Studyin philosophy

Wot bout u

S1: well, im also a student

S2: which clg

S1: NYU, history

S2: cool

Wots ur name bdw

S1: stephani

S2: i hope dats ur real name

Anyways im ross

S1: nyc name :D

S2: so wot els do ya do

S1: i jst live n let oders do da same

S2: ha ha ha

I mean ur hobbies

S1: ohhh, i lyk music, movies, dance

U?

S2: the same+ buks

S1: which sorta music do ya lyk

S2: rock, metal

S1: ohhh i don’t lyk rock n headbangin

S2: actually i dun lyk rock & metal dat much

I njoy blues n punk also :D

S1: hmmm

S2: wot bout u

S1: i lyk blues n punk

Avril Enrique westlife etc et

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( last message posted 5 minutes ago.)

S2: so how man bfs do u hav

S1: y u askin dis

R u concerned

S2: jst lyk dat

S1: okay i dun have any

Now dun say u r single and ready 2 mingle

S2: hahahaha actually im J

S1: ha ha ha

S2: do u have any pic of urs

S1: pic :O

Wot 4?

S2: nthin as such

Jst in case u wanna show me

S1: okay

I hav 1 lemme share it

If u have ne of urs u 2 can share it

S2: kk

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(last message posted 5 minutes ago.)

S2: i mst acclaim u luk gud

Not actually gud

S1: not gud L

S2: i mean more den gud

U r hot

S1: tnx J

U r hansum 2

S2: i lyk u i guess!!!!!

SCENE 2 (meanwhile in a hostel room 2 roomies X and Y)

Y: ohhhh fuck yaar lan wire got disconnected

X: ohhhh bloody i was having a chat with a hot girl frm NY

She was awesome dude

Y: arre, I too was fooling a duffer. some despo. I said Im a hot girl and he kinda proposed me. Bloody moron

X: ha ha ha must be a jerk

Y: what’s the name of the girl yaar, you were talking with?

X: ummm, I guess Stephani.

Dude I tell you she was hot as hell.

Y: whoa I too said the name stephani to the jerk i was fooling

X: wait a minute......

What did you say were is stephani from?

Y: NY

Why?

X: 18?

Y: yup

Omfg!!!!

X: do u know ross 19 toronto

Y: ohhhh fuck!!!

Ha ha ha ah ahaha ha

X: b****** ke, m********, beep beep.......

Main hi mila tha tujhe

Y: abe mereko kya pata that u c****** ban jaega

Ha ha ha ha ha jerk, moron stephani ha ha ha aha

X: beep beep beep

What about the pic

Y: google image dude

Search: hot girl

The first pic that you see there is your love :P stephani

Hahahah

X: beep beep beep

Y: beep beep beep..................

New semester and new resolutions......

Hurray! I transpired through JEE. I float amidst top 2 per centum of the students who squatted for the exam. I am indeed a genius, a braniac. Almighty has endued me with a splendiferous mind. I shall comport on with this and develop my intellect to a notch above par with others in my field.

One of the glorious gifts God has endowed humans or perhaps every living being is “the thrive for success”. But the fascinating thing is not the success alone but the feeling of seeing others lurching behind. The spell bounding excitement of defeating others is what it is actually. Thus I sordidly correct my statement.....the glorious gift I was talking about is not “the thrive for success” but “the penchant for defeating others”. Any ways that was a bit of knowledge lending parts of mine. I know I know I am a great humanitarian. Mind you I won’t be giving free advices/knowledge any more.

The first resolution

So with an IITan tag over my cerebrum I had to find a good branch in a good college. (By college I mean 7 IITs, IT BHU, and ISM ). Or perhaps a good college and any branch I could avail. My rank could not take me beyond ISM, branch: petroleum engg. Well having heard of the enormous placements over there I was quite satiated with it. I decided, naaah I resoluted (the difference between a decision and a resolution can be understood by a simple definition. A resolution which is accomplished is a decision.), that I would retain my topper position here too in the college. Hell, but I was in a college for the first time. College life is the best part of a student’s life. Enough of this study shit; rather I shall dive into other arenas of pleasure and fun. Now I shall get a girl first, have fun all along and study too. Haah I am in ISM. Estrogen here is a rare fluid with enormous amount of testosterone trying to assimilate with. And at the end of the semester there was the same old me with a modest G.P.A.

The second resolution

What the hell. Those of my neighbours who never studied over scored me. Studying is indeed a useless thing. I ain’t studying any more. Bloody I have to live my life now. Padhaiiiiiii :O. What’s that???? That was my status at the end of this semester. Then came the end sems. Oh I won’t pass this time. Had to go through the tunnel of questions, and quenched my brain-fluid out, tussled with pen just to scramble out 40 marks out of 100. I hope I won’t flunk but hopes are not always happy ending. Had a mixed feeling, unhappy for not being able to garner 40 marks for the first time and happy for encroaching into the league with engineering students. I had heard it somewhere it’s a apathy to have passed in all semesters during the 4 year B. Tech course. Got an ultimately modest G.P.A.

The third resolution

I am an engineering student now. Its going so smooth. Movies and orkutting all night. Night outs during exams and the semester passes by cool.

The fourth resolution

Hmmm, three semesters have already passed and it’s high time now I shall start studies. First three days of the semester, sitting in the third row (I could not afford more proximity towards the prof.), jotting down the notes and soon after the new engineer of mine crept in. Chuck it dude, have fun. At the end the sem ended the same way as the third.

The fifth resolution

Bloody I tried the last time but couldn’t succeed. Better not waste twenty bucks for the notebook this time. And the end was not different from the expected.

The sixth resolution

No RESOLUTIONS from now. I hope I keep this resolution.