New semester and new resolutions......

Hurray! I transpired through JEE. I float amidst top 2 per centum of the students who squatted for the exam. I am indeed a genius, a braniac. Almighty has endued me with a splendiferous mind. I shall comport on with this and develop my intellect to a notch above par with others in my field.

One of the glorious gifts God has endowed humans or perhaps every living being is “the thrive for success”. But the fascinating thing is not the success alone but the feeling of seeing others lurching behind. The spell bounding excitement of defeating others is what it is actually. Thus I sordidly correct my statement.....the glorious gift I was talking about is not “the thrive for success” but “the penchant for defeating others”. Any ways that was a bit of knowledge lending parts of mine. I know I know I am a great humanitarian. Mind you I won’t be giving free advices/knowledge any more.

The first resolution

So with an IITan tag over my cerebrum I had to find a good branch in a good college. (By college I mean 7 IITs, IT BHU, and ISM ). Or perhaps a good college and any branch I could avail. My rank could not take me beyond ISM, branch: petroleum engg. Well having heard of the enormous placements over there I was quite satiated with it. I decided, naaah I resoluted (the difference between a decision and a resolution can be understood by a simple definition. A resolution which is accomplished is a decision.), that I would retain my topper position here too in the college. Hell, but I was in a college for the first time. College life is the best part of a student’s life. Enough of this study shit; rather I shall dive into other arenas of pleasure and fun. Now I shall get a girl first, have fun all along and study too. Haah I am in ISM. Estrogen here is a rare fluid with enormous amount of testosterone trying to assimilate with. And at the end of the semester there was the same old me with a modest G.P.A.

The second resolution

What the hell. Those of my neighbours who never studied over scored me. Studying is indeed a useless thing. I ain’t studying any more. Bloody I have to live my life now. Padhaiiiiiii :O. What’s that???? That was my status at the end of this semester. Then came the end sems. Oh I won’t pass this time. Had to go through the tunnel of questions, and quenched my brain-fluid out, tussled with pen just to scramble out 40 marks out of 100. I hope I won’t flunk but hopes are not always happy ending. Had a mixed feeling, unhappy for not being able to garner 40 marks for the first time and happy for encroaching into the league with engineering students. I had heard it somewhere it’s a apathy to have passed in all semesters during the 4 year B. Tech course. Got an ultimately modest G.P.A.

The third resolution

I am an engineering student now. Its going so smooth. Movies and orkutting all night. Night outs during exams and the semester passes by cool.

The fourth resolution

Hmmm, three semesters have already passed and it’s high time now I shall start studies. First three days of the semester, sitting in the third row (I could not afford more proximity towards the prof.), jotting down the notes and soon after the new engineer of mine crept in. Chuck it dude, have fun. At the end the sem ended the same way as the third.

The fifth resolution

Bloody I tried the last time but couldn’t succeed. Better not waste twenty bucks for the notebook this time. And the end was not different from the expected.

The sixth resolution

No RESOLUTIONS from now. I hope I keep this resolution.