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SCENE1 ( two strangers chatting over internet)

S1: hi

S2: hey

S1: how do u do

S2: im gud

u?

S1: im fyn

S2: m or f?

S1: f

U?

S2: m

S1: ohhh wot a non coincidene

:P

S2: ha ha ha :D

S1: age?

S2: 19 u?

S1: 18

S2: hmmmm

Wer u frm

S1: new York

S2: im frm Toronto

S1: wow kool

So wot do u do

S2: im a student at tu

Studyin philosophy

Wot bout u

S1: well, im also a student

S2: which clg

S1: NYU, history

S2: cool

Wots ur name bdw

S1: stephani

S2: i hope dats ur real name

Anyways im ross

S1: nyc name :D

S2: so wot els do ya do

S1: i jst live n let oders do da same

S2: ha ha ha

I mean ur hobbies

S1: ohhh, i lyk music, movies, dance

U?

S2: the same+ buks

S1: which sorta music do ya lyk

S2: rock, metal

S1: ohhh i don’t lyk rock n headbangin

S2: actually i dun lyk rock & metal dat much

I njoy blues n punk also :D

S1: hmmm

S2: wot bout u

S1: i lyk blues n punk

Avril Enrique westlife etc et

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( last message posted 5 minutes ago.)

S2: so how man bfs do u hav

S1: y u askin dis

R u concerned

S2: jst lyk dat

S1: okay i dun have any

Now dun say u r single and ready 2 mingle

S2: hahahaha actually im J

S1: ha ha ha

S2: do u have any pic of urs

S1: pic :O

Wot 4?

S2: nthin as such

Jst in case u wanna show me

S1: okay

I hav 1 lemme share it

If u have ne of urs u 2 can share it

S2: kk

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(last message posted 5 minutes ago.)

S2: i mst acclaim u luk gud

Not actually gud

S1: not gud L

S2: i mean more den gud

U r hot

S1: tnx J

U r hansum 2

S2: i lyk u i guess!!!!!

SCENE 2 (meanwhile in a hostel room 2 roomies X and Y)

Y: ohhhh fuck yaar lan wire got disconnected

X: ohhhh bloody i was having a chat with a hot girl frm NY

She was awesome dude

Y: arre, I too was fooling a duffer. some despo. I said Im a hot girl and he kinda proposed me. Bloody moron

X: ha ha ha must be a jerk

Y: what’s the name of the girl yaar, you were talking with?

X: ummm, I guess Stephani.

Dude I tell you she was hot as hell.

Y: whoa I too said the name stephani to the jerk i was fooling

X: wait a minute......

What did you say were is stephani from?

Y: NY

Why?

X: 18?

Y: yup

Omfg!!!!

X: do u know ross 19 toronto

Y: ohhhh fuck!!!

Ha ha ha ah ahaha ha

X: b****** ke, m********, beep beep.......

Main hi mila tha tujhe

Y: abe mereko kya pata that u c****** ban jaega

Ha ha ha ha ha jerk, moron stephani ha ha ha aha

X: beep beep beep

What about the pic

Y: google image dude

Search: hot girl

The first pic that you see there is your love :P stephani

Hahahah

X: beep beep beep

Y: beep beep beep..................